Winter is coming...Quick...lose your basic grasp of skills...

A dog looking forlorn in the white stuff...

Snow, a great time of the year for parents and children alike. 

Unless you are a motorist in which case snow is the first sign of madness. The call comes through after that one spec of white frosted perfection falls onto your warm tipped nose and a frenzy begins where they are the most important person in the world.

Travelling to the cinema along the frosty streets, it was clearing up, going to see Harry Potter with the parents before taking the 3 hours long trek back to my house. The film was awesome, it was the second time i had seen it and it still gets me!

HOWEVER what I did not expect to see was the five foot of snow that had covered the ground since I had been sitting down...ah not a problem right? wrong!

It was a mere ten miles from the cinema to the train station but the roads were gridlocked. We were travelling at 1 mile an hour if not moving backwards. The people behind us were giving you no room to manoever if you wanted to change course because they were sticking to your back end fearing to move far from the flocking traffic.

Creeping towards the station the maniacs were out in force. You sit in your car, patiently waiting in a queue then some moron coming out from a car park cuts in front of you forcing you to stop to let the MORONIC SKODA owner push his way into the traffic. Not content enough with this he aimed to pull out into the lane to the left of us, then deliberately pushed into our lane! He stops the traffic moving just as an ambulance wants to get past...well done, OBSTRUCT the ambulances who are taking the patients of stupid car accidents caused by people like you!

Don't let your stupidity leave you bleeding at christmas
think safety!

Most people tried their best to pull over, you know the nice, humble beings that know that it is not just them that wants to be somewhere... most of these drivers however were thwarted by a jeep that was trying to bypass the queue and go up the kerb to get to the front...in his 4x4, should be no problem right?
WRONG - he couldn't get up the kerb but was bashing into cars trying! Idiot!

TWO ambulances go past and you wonder why so many deaths and accidents happen at christmas? BECAUSE....brain dead morons who think that they are the only person that wants to go home...wrong, we all do. We value our lives so drive safely and take care or you won;t get to see Christmas!

When I did get home...there was the gut-wrenching sound of Hannah and her ball and chain cracking their bones. I could literally feel it in my guts and it makes me squirm! ARGH! :(

Now...for your own amusement...an idiot making a snow angel... =D (that might be me muahahaha)

Yours 

the hormonal bag