Wednesday, 27 October 2010

One woman's battle with a world of Angst...

Angst - I should live here...
My boyfriend always calls me a hormonal Angsty bag, so I thought I would create this blog to prove him right.

Today I was out walking and I wanted to cross the street, A car was coming so to show respect I stopped and waited for them to pass, they waved me across, then decided to shout 'come on, get out of the way I have to be somewhere, god students are hopeless, the world is doomed!' in an angry tone, when it was her idea to let me go in the first place...As karma has its funny ways of getting people back, her car then stalled whilst trying to enter the hilly junction...and her car...may have reversed down the hill and veered into the busy road that she had just come in from...to make her life better, Karma gave her another kick, right in the face as a blue Citroen C3 whacked into her bonnet, it caused minimal damage, but...MUAHAHA! Evil wins...

Angst one - real world zero.

To make me happy today, a friend who is working for a newspaper for work experience was in the paper today and I got to rejoice in his success that he is getting somewhere in his career path. A friend that could make the most out of sitting back and playing video games for the rest of his life. Seriously, if you could get a job doing that, he would be at the top of the list, a gaming tycoon, if you will!

We are both taking Journalism and Creative writing, however he is loving the Journalism part of it, I'm getting the grades for it but my heart lies in the world of editing and writing. I am...and I know a lot of you will want to shoot yourselves for me admitting that I am really enjoying working for free editing twilight fan fiction. DO NOT JUDGE ME, you have no idea how good these people are. They write better than me and the fact that I can help them along and get credited for my help is awesome!

Along with my editing I am writing more. So far after only 2 weeks in total if I add up the hours, give or take, I have written 30 different pieces of work in that time, making me feel very proud and not slightly hormonal...

Birth control for those hormone impaired...
Sigh - Hormonal...I hate hormones, they are ridiculous! Tampering with them is a bad area! What's wrong with just using condoms, I don't care if you people don't like the feel of them?? Would you prefer pregnancy?? Bah - From the injection, to the implant and the pill all of them tamper with your periods and your hormones making being anywhere near anyone within the first few weeks of taking a new medication a danger to yourselves and more importantly them! I mean you could be volatile, moody, temperamental and damn right rude and upsetting.

When I was first on the pill I am on now, I was so moody that one second I was singing some ones' praises, showering them with compliments and then BITCH took over and the next thing I know I am wanting to punch their lights our for even looking at me...

On the other and brighter more rainbow streaked side of things, you could be the more polite, understanding person and IF YOU ARE LUCKY no period...

Sorry Boys for the er...somewhat uncomfortable subject I know how some of you get but seriously? GET OVER IT! Your future girlfriends/wife will talk to you about it and expect you to be a man so man up! To those of you who can deal with it...congratulations, Welcome to adulthood. I am devastatingly proud of you!

For tonight my friends, the hormonal angst bag will sign off, I hope you eagerly await my next installment...If not, well don't read it? Come on use your head!
For those of you who love me...
Come back soon to hear another exciting tale from:

(Where angst is never too far around the corner....)

12 comments:

  1. Lol, this post made me laugh! I love the hormonal bag she is entertaining!

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  2. you remind me of my girlfriend. Think ill keep reading this blog :)

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  3. Wow two posts from the same person,I hope that me being like your girlfriend is a good thing? And I am sure she isn't half as bad as this!

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  4. LOL i THINk he might like this blog...
    I certainly do

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  5. LOL - fair enough...
    Thanks for liking my blog

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  6. I love this post, and the picture of the boyfriend, you wish huh?

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  7. I do not need to wish - i HAVE the perfect boyfriend...mostly...unless he's cleaning...in which case steer clear unless you want your head biting off... =d

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  8. he sounds lovely, no one is perfect.

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  9. OMG I both love and am scared of the 'get over it' image...it scares me more I guess, but very cool...props for finding it...

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  10. LOL thank you, I was impressed by my finding it... give credit to the person who made it though!

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  11. I know what you mean about the use condoms...I am on the pill and use condoms but my housemate doesn't use either...HOW DOES SHE NOT GET PREGNANT..?

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  12. One of my friends, friends...lol, she gave all her condoms because there were none big enough for her boyfriends penis...LIES

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