Friday, 29 October 2010

Flower...Ah how I love thee...

Greetings from a surprisingly calm hormonal bag today,

Surprisingly calming game for anyone who's hormonal!
 FLOWER!
Last night I played the demo for flower on the ps3, now it always looked fun to watch but I had no idea the effect it would have upon me. The demo only allows you to play the first level of flower but it has lovely graphics and the controls take a while to master. You basically play the element of wind and have to guide your flower petals to pollinate the flowers around you to ensure the once dull and mundane flowerless world has colour and is restored to its natural beauty. I personally love this game, it has soothing music and the controls are so gentle and calming that a sort of tranquil haze takes over, seriously play this if you’re stressed...! Every time you pollinate a new flower there is a calming sound that emits from every flower  - lovely!

FOR ANYONE WHO DARES TELL ME THAT THIS GAME IS NAFF OR ANY OTHER NEGATIVE WORD, THEN YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO PLAYED IT. This game makes me happy so do not upset the rambling hormonal bag because I am unpredictable and will most likely rip your head off...so please, as a friendly warning, leave me be when I am around flower! I recommend this to all ages and all sexes.

Roll up, Roll up - see the latest in
TRAMP fashion!
So I went to Sainsbury's today, and in the queue I saw a woman with holes in her jeans. But that's normal I hear you thinking...ARE HOLES IN THE ARSE normal??
I mean I see for some abnormal reason already that ripped jeans are fashionable when the tears are on the knee but seriously if she bought them like that I want her to take them back. 
On the other hand though, If she wore them out like that, my first question is HOW?? and the second is why not just get some more?? Its not like she even tried a botch up job to fix them, she just wears them like they were meant to be like that...CONFUSED!


On the positive note, my hair is black, and not just any black, a blueish black, thanks to schwartzcopfh of however you spell it, oh wait its in the dictionary... that's right normal words are not in the spell checker but that is... thanks... Schwartzkopf =D

Signing off now...
The hormonal bag

(where angst is never too far around the corner...)

5 comments:

  1. I personally did not enjoy the game Flower, it was too slow and there wasn't a lot to it...
    Ah people with holes in their jeans...guilty - it's fashion!

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  2. Each to their own I suppose! My apologies if I offended you.

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  3. Holes in the jeans...tramp fashion!

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  4. I love this...so real and down to earth...
    These are everyday observations turned into comedy...

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