Hi, I am completely baffled to bring you one of the stupidest students' ever.
I do need to give her some condescending claps for managing to understand what a fire alarm sounds like and get her self out of the building...*clap* ... *clap* ... *clap*
I do need to give her some condescending claps for managing to understand what a fire alarm sounds like and get her self out of the building...*clap* ... *clap* ... *clap*
ANYWAY...yeah on the way back into the building she took the lazy revolving door option and assuming that her life is completely technology based, as most students are privileged to know she walked in. When it stopped, she looked all worried and turned to her peers and was almost crying thinking she had gotten her fat arse stuck. It took a clever one to yell through the glass 'It's not an electronic revolving door'
Revolving lives - We just keep going in circles and we can't escape!! |
The look on her face was priceless, she pushed the door, no doubt with all the strength she could muster and somehow managed to get into the building YAY! God help her if she is doing electronics and will one day be working building these simplistic doorways. WHY CAN STUDENTS NOT RELY ON ANYTHING THAT IS NOT BASED AROUND A SCREEN!
It was not that long ago that mobile phones didn't exist but now, everywhere you look you see this small hand held technology is sucking away the life of students and whispering 'TECHNOLOGY IS LIFE'
How long before students cannot use a pen???
I know I am writing this on-line, but I have to write on paper first, nothing feels so good than writing on paper...*sigh*
As this is a short post I may give you lucky people another blast later on, as I say...IF you're lucky!
Enough from me...unless I feel that all humanity is lost...in which you will be the first ones I turn to,
Goodbye,
Your reliable
hormonal bag
MORON
ReplyDeleteI am a technology student...but my life suprisingly does not revolve around it...i still know how to use a door!
ReplyDeleteyeah...good i AM GLAD! there is hope yet...
ReplyDeleteTECHNOLOGY...how i LOVE it...games consoles, mobile phones, revolving doors, laptops....ah!
ReplyDeleteI pity you.
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